hold it, earn ETH
Every trade pays a small fee. The ETH side streams to holders as real ETH, never more tokens, nothing that touches the chart. The token side burns.
A living token on its own Uniswap v4 hook. Hold it and earn real ETH. Bond into a colony and earn more. Sit idle alone, and you compost.
Same engine as the carnivorous standard, a token that is its own v4 pool hook, skimming real ETH from every swap. Opposite instinct on top.
Every trade pays a small fee. The ETH side streams to holders as real ETH, never more tokens, nothing that touches the chart. The token side burns.
Link your balance with others into a colony. Bonded holders share a boosted stream. Your tokens never leave your wallet; bonding just locks them in for a few days. Commitment is the price of the boost.
Big unbonded bags that do nothing slowly decay; most is burned, the rest feeds the living network. Want full safety? Park at the safe floor and sit out, untouchable.
Every colony is visible, on-chain, growing in real time. Join one off the leaderboard or start your own with friends. When a colony grows big enough, it fruits: a bonus payout, and an on-chain mushroom minted to its members.
> rewards follow mass and time, never wallet count: multi-wallet farming earns exactly nothing.
The yield is real ETH, but be precise about where it comes from: it's the trading fee, redistributed. It's live, volume-dependent, and pays nothing on a dead day. It is not an APY.
Idle unbonded mass decays by design. Bonded mass is time-locked by design; that's the trade for the boost, not a flaw. Unbonded balance keeps instant, unfreezable exit. The safe floor is always there if you want out of the game without selling.
Every number is enforced by a single solvency invariant, fuzzed before launch, and verifiable on-chain. If our site dies, the state lives.
> passive unbonded mass is mulch.